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Thursday, December 27th, 2007
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Major brag factor:
I recently got this computer from work.
pretty awesome eh? OLPC, heard of it? www.laptop.org
wooooot!!!!!!! it runs on linux so i'm now learning ways to hax0r it like woah...well hopefully.
:D
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Wednesday, October 31st, 2007
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HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
Chemistry mid-term.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the
rate at
which they are leaving I think that we can safely assume that once a
soul
gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for
how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions
that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these
religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion,
we can
project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they
are,
we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now,
we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law
states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay
the
same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are
added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until
all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take
into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two
must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already
frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen
over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is
therefore,
extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a
divine
being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
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Tuesday, October 16th, 2007
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Temporarily obsessing over devil wears prada
- Andrea: My personal life is coming apart.
- Nigel: That's a sign that you're doing well at your job. When everything really goes to pieces, you're about to get promoted.
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Friday, December 15th, 2006
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evilpupilvoid: pot?
HelloKittySami: oui(d)
evilpupilvoid: LOL
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Wednesday, June 7th, 2006
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Wednesday, January 4th, 2006
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rnax power: poor lindsay
evilpupilvoid: I KNOW
evilpupilvoid: JESUS
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Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006
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Sunday, January 1st, 2006
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how i spent my new yrs eve
happy new yrs everyone. may 2006 be the bestest year ever. may this year be full of scrabble & literati fun XD
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Tuesday, December 27th, 2005
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Anna Nicole Smith gets White House boost
Sexual harassment also on high court's calendar
WASHINGTON (AP) -- Playboy playmate Anna Nicole Smith has an unusual bedfellow in the Supreme Court fight over her late husband's fortune: the Bush administration.
The administration's top Supreme Court lawyer filed arguments on Smith's behalf and wants to take part when the case is argued before the justices.
The court will decide early next year whether to let the U.S. solicitor general share time with Smith's attorney during the one hour argument on February 28.
Smith, a television reality star and native Texan, plans to attend the court argument.
She is trying to collect millions of dollars from the estate of J. Howard Marshall II, the oil tycoon she married in 1994 when he was 89 and she was a 26-year-old topless dancer in Houston. Marshall died in 1995.
Like Marshall, President Bush was a Texas oil man. Both attended Yale. Both held government positions in Washington.
There are differences. Marshall had a penchant for strippers, and the court record before the justices is one of poverty, greed, sex and family rivalry.
A federal bankruptcy judge sided with Smith in the fight over her late husband's estate, awarding her $474 million. That was reduced to about $89 million by a federal district judge, then thrown out altogether by a federal appeals court.
The issue before the high court is one only lawyers would love: when may federal courts hear claims that involve state probate proceedings. Smith lost in Texas state courts, which found that E. Pierce Marshall was the sole heir to his father's estate.
The Bush administration's filings in the case are technical. Without getting into the details of the family squabble, Solicitor General Paul Clement said that the justices should protect federal court jurisdiction in disputes.
Filings are due next month by groups backing E. Pierce Marshall.
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I've been working at this teriyaki express place at the mall in concord like a good fob should, and getting money under the table. It sounds wonderful, but... not when you have to work during xmas break cutting chckn & beef, dealing with mall crazed teenagers and getting my purse stolen.
BUT i'm making money..and umm. i guess that's a good thing? XD XD no no no actually it's quite fun. le sigh. i kinda miss being in santa barbara now. what is next?
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Tuesday, December 13th, 2005
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no fucking way:
"Also, Britney is apparently working with Cathy Dennis, Guy Sigworth, Bloodshy & Avant, Xenomania (Girls Aloud) and ****Royksopp!"
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Sunday, November 6th, 2005
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VANESSA MARTINEZ
YOUR COMMENT IS DISABLED
AND I WANT TO SEE YOU
SO COMMENT/ GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER
OK?!?! HOPE YOU READ THIS!!!
<3<3<3 I HAVE TO HAVE TO HAVE TO VISIT YOU!!! BECAUSE..SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE IN SB!!
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Saturday, November 5th, 2005
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Monday, October 17th, 2005
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MY FILM PRFOFESSOR BHASKAR SARKAR KNOWS ROYKSOPP!!!!!!!! O M G
XD XD XD I LOVE SARKAR!
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Tuesday, September 13th, 2005
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Sunday, September 11th, 2005
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Sunday, September 4th, 2005
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-from montreal-
I'm in Maine right now!!! I'll be in boston tomorrow, NY later this week.
BTW
i love the hilton sisters
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Monday, August 15th, 2005
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Montreal --> Boston --> NY from August 28th to Sept 10th.
if you're gonna be in those areas, let me know :D cause i'm goig by myself XD
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Wednesday, July 27th, 2005
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ohnotheydidn't is honestly, seriously making my life 145643234523432 better.
After working and goingg to 3 diff schools, i usually come home at like 10:00pm exhausted and pissed off most of the time
and i look at ohnotheydidn't and I feel instatntly better. wtf is wrong with me?!!??!?!?!
just look at this, and the responses!!! so funny..
Also, I realized how much of a celebrity gossip whore i was when i read the msn celebrity gossip section and said, "wait! I read this last week!! msn's so slow!!"
Mama Lastis is NOT Happy!!
Seems that Paris Hilton's sex-tape riddled past was never news in Greece when it hit big over here. It is now though.....
" On July 12, a Greek magazine, appropriately titled Very Sorry, ran an article revealing a tale all too familiar to Hilton's U.S. fans: When she was 19 she made her now infamous sex video with then boyfriend Rick Salomon. The magazine also ran 22 still shots from the video. A family source says that when her mother-in-law-to-be, billionairess Mariana Kourkoulos (Latsis is her maiden name), discovered Hilton's sex-tape story, she hit the roof! "She was frankly disgusted and had to make her feelings known to her son."
According to the source, Mariana — who is divorced from Paris' dad, Gregory Kasidokostas, and is now married to Nikos Kourkoulos — placed a frantic call to her son's cell phone, telling him that the family's reputation was being dragged through the dirt by Paris. "She told him, 'You are making us a laughing stock.'" The source adds that Mariana told her son that for the sake of the family's honor, he must never marry Paris. "Get rid of her now!" the source claims she told her son."
[via: A Socialite's Life]
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2005-07-27 19:26 (link)
wait until mama sees the sidekick pictures!!
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2005-07-27 20:49 (link)
Aww, shit.
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AutomatiCheese07: at the comic con in san diego
EVILPUPIL void: ohhhhhh
EVILPUPIL void: nice!
EVILPUPIL void: you went to cmic con?
AutomatiCheese07: i also: almost died, got lost in san diego about 5 miles from the boarder, had a drunk mexican lady tell me her life story and hugged me and cried on my shoulder, and had my tireblow out and thus stranding me at a stripclub
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